The life of a mother is never dull, and to illustrate that point, here are some statements that I have actually made recently.
-Where are you underwear? (we were at walmart)
-Why does your brother smell like perfume?
-Cupcakes are not dinner unless you are in college.
-Stop chasing people to put stickers on them.
-Oh god, why are you wet?
-Everyone in church doesn't need to see your underwear (thank god she was wearing them)
-If you don't get your hands out of your sleeves I'm going to cut them off, your hands, not the sleeves.
-You don't get to be the boss until you pay the bills.
-Your sister doesn't need another mom, hush.
-Your brother is not a dog, stop whistling at him.
-Why is your face purple?
-If you make that noise again I'm going to cancel Christmas.
-Dude, you smell.
-Hey, no more underwear jokes until you remember to put them on every morning.
-nope, keep running, you have enough energy to run in my house; you can keep doing laps around the yard.
-the next person who giggles doesn't get to have a birthday next year.
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