Being this pregnant and also having a cold is simply out of the question.
It is hard to sleep anyway, (what with the crazy Miami Ink/babysitter from hell dreams and sciatica pain)...but now I've been up coughing as well and, because of my current bladder situation, trying to limp/hop/run/crawl to the bathroom every five minutes to avoid wetting my pants during the coughing fits and sneezing.
Methinks this in nonsense and I quit.
Did you hear me, Squirt?
I'm not even giving notice, consider this job abandonment, I no longer wish to be a pregnant lady.
The pay sucks anyway.
If you haven't vacated the premises by this evening, the gloves are off.
I'm just saying.
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LOL vacate the premises :)
Eviction notices take a while to get in effect but hopefully this weekend means you'll be holding your baby in your arms!
I just hit 36 weeks and I'm done already. I'm measuring 40 and feel like I'm at 44.
Cmon Squirt!! Get outta momma!!!!!
I remember being freaking psyched when I found out my younger son had his eviction papers (i.e., he was going to be induced in 3 days if he hadn't already shown up).
Maybe the kid will get the hint and vamoose already?
Good luck!!!
Soon, so very soon. Sure is hard to be patient though, I remember.
Take care and good luck, soon he'll be squirming in your arms.
Blessings!!
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