ZOMG! I'm so done, everything is ready, except Squirt...apparently.
I've spent the weekend thinking every painful contraction is the big one, and then being horribly disappointed when it goes away and is not followed by another. I went walking around Wal-mart today hoping the exercise combined with a *shudder* membrane sweep would result in labor, we'll see.
God is teaching me patience, I get it, I don't like it, but I get it.