So. You wanna hear something funny? When you log onto WebMD and plug in the symptoms of Nausea, Fatigue and Cough, the results you get are hilarious. I could have emphysema, carbon monoxide poisoning, Hepatitis A or an ectopic pregnancy.
It's funny to me to that it didn't come up with the diagnosis of: Mom of two living in Missouri in the Spring.
I am having a hard time staying on task today and I have lots of things on my mind, not the least of which is the Great Refrigerator Shuffle that is on the docket for tomorrow. My mother has a fridge in her basement that is being hauled up to her kitchen. Her current fridge is coming to my house and my current fridge is being donated to one of the newer homes that my agency supports. Felix, Jeeves and a member of the ambiguously gay duo are going to be doing this while I supervise, wrangle young-uns and pack up the shit that is still housed in mom's basement. (How dare she move and not have a place for my shit, yeah...it's time to be a grown up.)
George Carlin Says it best:
"you've got stuff all over the world!" <- yep that's me. :0)
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My husband and I are moving into my parents 'guest house' this summer to save some money. Since we'll be going from our 3 bedroom rental home to a large studio apartment type place, we're pitching, selling, and donating everything except our dining room table, curtains, bed/bedding, clothes, and computers. It's terrifying yet freeing!! Good luck with 'your stuff'
My mom has 3-4 fridges in the house so I kind of want 2+ in my house too! It seems like the dream :)
Have a great weekend!
My mom has 3-4 fridges in the house so I kind of want 2+ in my house too! It seems like the dream :)
Have a great weekend!
I LOVE GEORGE CARLIN!!!!!!!! Good luck with the shuffle.
So? Do you have any one of those medical issues? :)
This was so great. Stuff, hummm.......lots of stuff.
I love this video. I'm still laughing.
Thanks for sharing.
Take care and God Bless!!!
Amanda: ha! no, I don't have any of those conditions.
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