11/29/2010

Apologies, Appeals and Appreciations

Dear Ass,
I am sorry for the workout you will have to live through later today. I realize I am punishing you for my own eating indiscretions, however, in battle of me versus you, I am going to win.

Dear Stomach,
You are going to suffer today as well, we were not good yesterday and today you are getting less than 1200 calories, there's no sense in whining about it, I've said my piece...and I can't hear you growling over the IPOD so you can just cut it out.

Dear Confidence,
Thank you for getting me through the dumps I was in this morning and helping me realize what I can do to fix the problem, I'm glad you kicked depression's ass and that we are such a good team now.

Dear Left Foot,
Please try not to go numb while I am on the elliptical. I will do my best to keep you moving and change positions, but when you go numb it throws a wrench into the process.

Dear Pants,
Thank you for fitting this morning and helping me realize that copious amounts of mac and cheese momentary setbacks do not need to alter my pace or define my life. I want you to call your smaller friends and put them on notice, I'm coming...

Dear Nickel,
Thanks for the shirts, I am going to wear one of them today when I work out, I think you know which one...

6 comments:

Kelly said...

Argh! My foot/feet go numb when I'm on the elliptical too. Weird.

Dr. Fat To Fit said...

Love this post. Too funny and I could have written it. Plus, I just noticed that pic of your kiddo crying with the pumpkin. So funny and totally could've been one of mine. Isn't parenthood grand?

Lanie Painie said...

Awesome post!

Stephanie said...

LOL! Your posts always make me smile. :)

Randy said...

Great! I have some choice words I'd like to say to my restless legs at night, but they're not suitable for a family-oriented blog. Nice post!

Nicole said...

what shirts did i give you?? i forgot

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